Today's headlines according to e-mail headers in my spam folder:
(I am not making any of these up)
Girl, 13, wins world chess championship
The Mummy 3 movie bankrupt, release delayed
Steve Jobs found with dirty money
Russia launches nuclear plant
X-rays cause cancer, new medical research
Norton Firm admits to releasing viruses
Plane crash in JFK, hundreds feared dead
Elton John dies in rocket ship
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